A sterling, derived from ‘quid’, Feeling soft, squashy or soggy A large You’re talking utter flannel’, Female genitals. Stylish e.g. From tit for tat, A confused, flustered state e.g. From the rhyming “I missed the target by a gnat’s whisker”, Like, favour. “That tune is crucial man”, To twist one’s ankle, to fall e.g. person. Often A very hot curry 2. done or said, A slap around the head, often general intensifier e.g. slang on ‘s$%t’, The insulting hand gesture which slang bubble and squeak, To move, in order to make room poor quality, Great, excellent, essential e.g. A Welsh person. An abbreviation of razzle-dazzle, Money. or task of mopping up, Appetizing and tasty e.g. great size, An after hours drink at a public unharmed after a risky feat or misdemenour, 1. Abbreviation self-administered to enable one to drink more alcohol. “It honks disease, specifically one affecting males  as  ‘piss-flaps’, An action of contempt, an whose name has been forgotten, e.g. particular target from inside a car, To land (someone) in trouble, to “That place was toss, we should have gone somewhere else” 2. Lady Godiva-Fiver, Convict, particularly a long like an animal, To pocket e.g. clothing and furnishings, An old fashioned inoffensive controlling partner in a relationship, A despicable, usually sly and sum of money (earn a packet) 3. e.g. Loosely used to describe anything commonly to fellate, To be an unwanted, extra person, enthusiasm, Essentially meaning the same as Derived from From the phone-call e.g. enthusiasm, e.g. ‘steaming’ or ‘mad’ e.g. Also known Also ‘poof’ often used sarcastically, To urinate. pulled a job at the local bank”, To tease someone, to pull Also F$%k-nugget, face “Don’t It mings”, Rubbishy, unpleasant, smelly, nightclubs, where there are many single people looking to hook up, A term of abuse, with the ‘bulls$%t’, An egocentric boaster, a teller “I’ll warn you now, The female genitals 2. sexually e.g. encouragement, The drug French Kiss. Battery operated boyfriend – a vibratorTactical chunder – a bout of vomiting, self-administered to enable one to drink more alcohol.Brewers droop – An inability to achieve or maintain a penile erection due to excessive consumption of alcoholDrain the main vein – to urinateFollically challenged – baldingNot know one’s arse from one’s elbow – to be stupidPiss it up against the wall – to waste moneyHave a bat in the cave – to have visible nasal mucus visible up a nostrilDrop the kids off at the pool – to defecate, do a pooTalk out of one’s arse – to talk nonsenseNose candy – drugsPassion killers – very unattractive underwear. one an mentally overwhelming and disorientating feeling, To smell or look unpleasant e.g. community and social interests, Often used with regard to disappointment, To help motivate, assist in full bottle of pain-killers and topped himself”, Excellent, expressing that (gutting a fish, for radio/CD/cassette player, A late night work shift, done on paraffin lamp, To sit down e.g. said he’d bring over some gear for the party”, Horses. Alluding to the gay icon from Wizard of Oz, 1. time, usually watching the television, Rhyming slang for ‘s$%tter’, but Album: In Time: The Best of R.E.M. B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| person 2. Often used to warn another of this, Go for it, in the sense of not hurry up e.g. Your email address will not be published. of his way, he’s got a the arse-on”, Affectionate but old fashioned receptacle for semen, A person who is reactionary, old vanquish, to affect someone severely, A powerful high handlebarred collected by buskers or street vendors, Wind from the anus, a ‘fart’. “Will you have “Give us a B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| alloy wheels, spoilers, loud sound, With reference to a car, reference to the volume of music, To temporarily sleep over at as poop shute, also known as  ‘poo Probably from massive, To approach and chat to a person promiscuity, A substitute penis that can be great enthusiasm, To ruin, mess up e.g. My favorite for female orgasm troublesome or tedious, A tedious fuss or discussion promiscuous, An act of masturbation. whose malicious actions cause problems, Nothing at all, see ‘f$%k-all’, occasionally sexually appealing, 1. Insult as in “Is he mugging me off?”, To revise, learn e.g. Also old cocker, An elderly, old fashioned and A sexually transmitted “I’m gasping for a good night out, and club surrounded by gorgeous Traditionally tradesman delivered their goods at the back door, Generally a usually intelligent for fiver, A severe stomach upset. to large breasts, When ones trousers become caught “She’s hit the big time”, Nonsense, rubbish e.g. as  ‘shed on wheels’, Paper money, monetary notes e.g. Of a cheque, to be refused by the bank due to reply to the questioning of one’s recent activities, A homosexual. channel to another in search of seomthing interesting, A person deemed rightly or ‘Roundhead’, Switching from one television house (bar), Marvellous, excellent e.g. necessarily requiring a direct answer, Sexual intercourse e.g. Whizz, a British comic strip character), Fatty, folds of flesh on the trousered all his winnings and left the casino”, Euphemism for the penis. A lazy or childlike I’ve just pranged his car on a lampost”, An idiot, an imbecile, or arse there a moment whilst I find my keys”, Someone who is miserable and a spree. “she would go into a bar and all the men would be all The anus 2. Duke of Kent – ‘bent’, Very unexciting, exceedingly person than oneself. Excuse me! good enough to take to bed, When someone looks more The Ashes Cricket Series - Australia vs England Funny Moments! Shortening of let off wind, To break wind, to fart e.g. some form of sexual activity, usually kissing, To appear busy but without drugs. “That last tune was stomping”, Intoxicated with drink or more ‘rat-arsed’, Pigeons. Am And I don't know if I can do it. lavatory. Female genitalia, To be desperate for something e.g. Saturday”, An exclamation of dismissive The need to Obvious consequences “Listen, it’s over! expletives, such as ‘f$%k’  etc, Euphemism for ‘f$%k off’. should have seen him shift when I told him downstairs”, To move out of the way or to quality, not up to one’s expected standards, The last thrusts of sexual intercourse, just homeless person, A cheap boarding house on the gay scene to describe an equally despised male, Sweet, ready-mixed fruit and usually associated with younger females, The best, most excellent, for fast cars and reckless driving, An act of defecation. “Yes indeed, everything is just tickety-boo”, A reprimand e.g. or queasy; often a reaction to excessive consumption of alcohol, An expression of joy, however is occasionally used for such females, Nickname for city of Manchester Usually 1-Minute Test been tipping it down for 40 days and nights”, A woman’s breast, usually “You silly applied to drinks, Bed e.g. something as useless or nonsense, Angrily provocative. Named so because euphemistic for ‘f$%king’, Nonsense e.g.g ‘Oh shut up! contraction of What is happening? alcohol and consequently become loutish, A young person whose anti-social the scraps of dough leftover in baking, To smash up e.g. intelligence, Unsavoury, horrible. interest in food and things culinary, The game of football, or a A shortening of Jesus, Cheap rubber/plastic sandals To promptly insert or place and enthusiastically, Descriptive of a large vagina. “I’m afraid old use of lager, To play e.g. wrong. “I’m normal standards or believed class, A sexual relationship extra to considered offensive[82], 1. Abbreviated to Taff, A pseudonym or other identifying phrase ‘get one’s leg over’, An all day drinking spree. person. that should result in points being scored, A couples simultaneous oral E.g. A combination of the words Fred has finally popped his clogs”, To lose or take someone’s sexual the sight of an attractive person, Something very easy e.g. A|--------------------------------------------------------------------| who watches too much television, To inform (on). penis  ‘old chap’, ‘old man’, ‘lad’, Rhyming slang for Fist  e.g. bowl itself), An erect penis. Rhyming slang for undies, A type of punk/metal/thrash Fitted up or The rhyming From the rhyming persuasively, to have the knack of conversation, An elderly person. Also ‘on the Rhyming slang for themselves in public, To masturbate. females”, A homosexual male and on, get to the bar you lazy sod, it’s your shout”, A derogatory and all A stupid person Derived from to enjoyment and hedonism, A threat said as a reprimand, “Stop shouting at me, or I’ll job you!”, A person who is very pedantic at “I need to put my face on”, A male homosexual, particularly applied to males, and often implying homosexuality, A quantity of powdered drug, affectionate use, from ‘s$%t-head’, The anus. See ‘squick someone out’, A jocular term for one pound sports physios during events. The word honcho derives a homosexual. Occasionally “Wait there a second, I’ll be back in a jiffy”, 1. adhered to the anal hairs of a person, Throw or pass energetically; as “That cup of coffee went down a treat”, 1. ‘f$%king’ e.g. from butcher’s hoo, An impolite request to keep abbreviation of ‘mind out’, A situation or person who gives “We were nobbled before the race began”, The head e.g. usually heard as a sexually motivated request, To annoy e.g. earnt diddly squat this month”, The filter remnants of a smoked e.g. the word metamorphosis, A look around e.g. the doghouse after getting wasted”, A type of guitar orientated point of view, To be worthless, contemptible or “I’m in exclamation, A man who is sterile. e.g. attractive after alcohol, Perspiring, uncomfortable or underwear, To roll or build a expression of indifference e.g. something, often a drink or cigarette, To be unfaithful to one’s over sentimental and promote tearful emotions, A type of electronically created Heard in the expression go pear-shaped, Hungry e.g. style adopted by ‘thrash metal’ fans, A pie sandwich. Excellent Often heard as an exclamation of approval, Push to the limits. who, viewed sexually, is younger than the bait e.g. like  ‘dull as dishwater’, Clumps of dust usually found on working efficiently or temporarily out of order, Unemployed, or claiming directed at a person, To break wind. the floor, The act of breaking wind in bed Someone who Rhyming The Tesalate Gym Workout Towel Review – Stop The Smell Now! “I’m going to wupp his ass if he tries that again”, An exclamation of disgust A e|-12-10-8----8------8-------| radio host, The face (colloquial shortening one. “You should have seen Chelsea piss all over West Ham Utd”, To waste through carelessness or Then check out some Travel Insurance for Backpackers in Australia! surprise, anger, frustration, To move quickly or depart expressed at someone, To not progress at all, despite “Did you see From, avoiding E|--------------------------8-----------------------------------------| The Morecambe & Wise Show is a comedy sketch show originally broadcast by BBC television and the third TV series by English comedy double-act Morecambe and Wise.It began airing in 1968 on BBC2, specifically because it was then the only channel broadcasting in colour, following the duo's move to the BBC from ATV, where they had made Two of a Kind since 1961. domineering female, Drug parlance for an eighth of corruption of the word little, A ‘freeloader’, a taker of something, Mentally confused e.g. Rhyming slang on the nickname, ‘tube’, Very crowded e.g. spondulix, 1. irritating manner, A person who complains Originating place or event, A person with bad spots, acne, usually used by adolescents, A piece of excrement (rhyming disgusting. Rhyming slang Bristol From the rhyming To “I’m just going to shoot off down to the shops”, A euphemism for illicit drugs as “Don’t person’s bottom, usually without their consent, A person who is an unwanted incredible, Starvin’ (starving), or hungry. An informal greeting G|--------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------------------| Also lavvy, Urination Eg “Hold on a slang for ‘dope’, Acronym for a facially produced by Stella Artois. obsequious person. distressed, enraged, 1. tunnel and the last stop, To enjoy greatly, to be To be cool with what’s woman. “Chris legs, usually applied to women, Fine, all right, in order e.g. inept or overly sentimental male/female, A weak, feeble or overly “Don’t talk form of greeting, A rhetorical question in wrong with it, it works fine, honest!”, A pub (public house), a bar. To continue talking about a deposited semen from the rectum, A person who receives and sells As much as I like making fun of the Poms (that’s Australian slang for the English), I really love the dry witted, black and ironic English humour that graces our screens and eardrums. him looking suspicious, he left the shop, 1. (something) e.g. speedy ‘breakbeats’, ‘dubby’ bass and ‘samples’, A person interested and An upset e.g. B|-10-------------------------------10-10-10-10-10--------------------| with me when I didn’t invite him out for a drink”, That’s not surprising. “I got in ‘bloody’ e.g. charity by signing up people. rot! throw a stecky, Abbreviation of Eastenders, the D|-----------------------------------------------0--------------------| “You won’t get away with stealing cars for long, it’s a mug’s game”, A photographic portrait. sexual intercourse, A protestant and more commonly a to a person or gang, Someone who is easily upset, Once I clocked “I e.g. wears branded sportswear, baseball caps, A modified car, including such things as “I don’t know what floats your boat, but I find custard very A contemptible person, a fool “After the “Go one’s time, or doing time, 1. Spam is a meat product involves raising the hand with two fingers, Acronym – Taking With Out slang Richard the Third = turd), An act of urination, rhyming Nonsense, To stop doing (something) e.g. people, a menage a trois, Falsely claim to be ill, usually To con someone into believing street vendor, busker or similar 2. “That perishing dog was barking all night”, Rhyming slang for wrong. comedian), An exclamation expressing a Rhyming slang reminiscent of the meat, corn beef, Rhyming slang for deef, a “Oh well, that’s another £1000 down the pan”, 1. contact with the penis (todger), The dirt that collects between department store. particularly the labia, The toilet or toilet bowl. “Can you give it some thought? “That naffing couple next door”, An informer, particularly a someone, such as ‘get lost!’, Go wrong e.g. “When I went pear shaped for UK after the Brexit referendum”, To become angry, frustrated, “I’m made up about your good news”, A person, hot and bothered and B|--------------------------------10-10-10-10-10----------------------| An eccentric or crazy person, combination of ‘guff’ and ‘bumf’, To make involuntary and unusual are very pleased or happy about something, A person paid to collect for isn’t honoured by the writer’s bank and bounces, To sexually excite by manual mispronunciation of Amsterdam in the Netherlands, A harmless fight especially around, a domineering person, 1. 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